I don’t what is worse, being kicked in the middle of the night or waking up to find an empty spot next to me in the bed. Certainly when I snore I get one or the other;-) It seems to be worse after a nice meal a good bottle of wine and some relaxing bedtime therapy. I drift blissfully off to sleep full of the joys of cohabitation when I get a sharp heel in my ass and a harsh “stop snoring” command from my girlfriend who just an hour earlier was telling me the sweetest of sweet nothings. I really must do something about this and soon. I have been looking around at solutions online, remedies that don’t require me to lose 2o kilos in weight or stop drinking half a bottle of estate bottled claret with my Sunday roast. There are a million gadgets out there and all look much the same. I was however distracted by an amusing little cartoon video that was promoting an anti snoring gadget. At least I didn’t have to look at ghastly pics of medical style equipment that i would be embarrassed to wear in bed. I know that is what they are selling but the cartoon guy is quite cute although he look a bit young to be a henpecked husband. I share it here for your general amusement.
I have no idea if I will actually go ahead and order this contraption but at least I can show it to my girlfriend and ask her what is better – to have me snoring or to look like someone in intensive care.